Step Three: Practice your kissing in the mirror – make sure to focus on sticking your lips past your mandibles. Girls like that.
MR. FEENY: Maybe you should leave out the phrase “Kindergarten Colonizers” in your third sentence. It comes off a bit preachy. MISS GROTKE: Preachy?!
If I had tried half of the merde folle your politicians get away with today, the people of France would have had my head sooner!
A student at the liberal arts college who never had to apply for financial aid is kidnapped by their financially strapped classmates and held for ransom.
By getting to know each child’s authentic self, we learn what makes them click – er, tick.
I like to put them in slowly at first, then faster, faster – my students’ grades, of course. “B…C…A…A…A plus!” I climax.
There must be great romance advice in the book. Pretty soon, I’ll be the biggest stud in all of grade 9 – on top of being Chess Club President!
You must be tri-lingual. English, Arabic, and Chinese language proficiency is a must. Swahili is helpful. Czech would be extraordinary.
Standardized testing is a brilliant mechanism for sorting children. It separates the winners from the losers, the royalty from the peasants…