![An astronaut on the surface of a red planet (or maybe it's just the red part of an otherwise verdant planet, how the hell should I know?)](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/nicolas-lobos-NR_tXTuyTak-unsplash-768x432.jpg)
Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
![The dog in glasses and a red shirt sits on a white background. Golden Retriever dressed as a programmer or teacher.](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/AdobeStock_421298435-768x633.jpeg)
On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
![Young woman stuffing bra with tissue to enhance breast size.](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/AdobeStock_38325502-e1627133121127-768x512.jpeg)
The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
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At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
![Side view photo of confident multi ethnic business people lined up getting ready for race on modern sport track. Stadium as a background](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/AdobeStock_97116870-e1625849944594-768x512.jpeg)
Look out for signs of a playground union forming: whispered conversations and signs of hope on their faces. A happy playground is a deceitful playground.
![Euphoric man with lizard head pointing to the side on blue background.](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/AdobeStock_430352033-e1625847397606-768x512.jpeg)
Welcome back to our hallowed halls which, we regret to inform you, still serve as hunting grounds for the velociraptor herd that broke in last summer.