If Brayden thinks I’m a duck, therefore a duck I must be—cogito, ergo quack!
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How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!
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Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.
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Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
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We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!
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Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.
Continue ReadingBest Picture Winner Nomadland Reviewed By Mr. Shick, PS 189’s Vice Principal