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Nadia Iqbal

Dispatches From The Captives In The Geico Commercial Writers Room

How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!

Charlie Chaplin impersonator sitting on a stool in a public market

Sam Allemang

I Have Discovered The Next Charlie Chaplin

Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.

An astronaut on the surface of a red planet (or maybe it's just the red part of an otherwise verdant planet, how the hell should I know?)

Connor Relyea

First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony

Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.

Giulia De Vita

Widget’s Guide To The Greatest Films Of All Time (Which We’ve Definitely Seen!!)

We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!

Adrianne Frost

Best Picture Winner Nomadland Reviewed By Mr. Shick, PS 189’s Vice Principal

Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.

Justina Kolb

Top 10 Elliot Easton Guitar Solos To Inadvertently Ruin Your Career To

Easton’s melancholy guitargasm on “Double Trouble” is the perfect tune for when negotiations over the Stevenson account stall.