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Happily Ever After Real Estate Listings
Whether you’re a lovable protagonist or a cannibalistic villain, we have the perfect home for your Happily Ever After!
“Where Should They Be Now?”: Trump’s Cabinet Officials
Welcome to the supernatural game show where we find out where our abominable people should’ve been, rather than where they are.
A Modern Bestiary Of Humans
Queeg-14 thanks the Council for their hallowed review of this modest work, a classification of modern human beasts.
I’m La Llorona And I’d Like To Arrange A Time To Return Your Annoying ‘Gifted Kid’
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
Left At the Altar
Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.