“Smile now, dear,” he whispers. The tuna fish-scented breath mixed with stale booze wafts into your ear as his scaly fingers pinch your cheeks into a smile
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Step Three: Practice your kissing in the mirror – make sure to focus on sticking your lips past your mandibles. Girls like that.
“Children, you’ve both been promoted to the position of intern. In addition to straightening up the nursery, you will also clean my room and fetch my tea.”