Thank you for writing to Curiosity Shoppe’s help desk. We’re here to make your dreams come true. Within reason, of course.
Whether you’re a lovable protagonist or a cannibalistic villain, we have the perfect home for your Happily Ever After!
Welcome to the supernatural game show where we find out where our abominable people should’ve been, rather than where they are.
Queeg-14 thanks the Council for their hallowed review of this modest work, a classification of modern human beasts.
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.