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Welcome to the supernatural game show where we find out where our abominable people should’ve been, rather than where they are.
Queeg-14 thanks the Council for their hallowed review of this modest work, a classification of modern human beasts.
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.
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Those who study our archives are oft tormented by the eldritch secrets they unearth. But you’ll be fine probably.
Now introducing Black Millennial Nursery Rhymes, here to recenter your soul, all while reminding you that white people ain’t shit. Enjoy!
Shark Tank has invited creatures of myth and legend to breathe magic back into the heart of America – through innovation.
Imagine a world without unions. You’re probably imagining Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher 69ing and doing coprophilia. Very close…
It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
When Widget Media forgot to pay Sam and Janet for some freelance work, they visited Widget HQ. Just one problem: it’s h-h-haunted!
Hey, Hannah? I’m the dybbuk who lives in your apartment, and we need to talk: get your shit together! You’re no good to me like this.
I don’t care if you’re the murdered spirit of some European monarch. I need my money!
Test your knowledge of Cheers by seeing if you can guess which of the following episode summaries are real and which are fake.
In my tenure I learned a lot from my coworkers in the Things in the Butt department.