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Standardized testing is a brilliant mechanism for sorting children. It separates the winners from the losers, the royalty from the peasants…

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E (VOWEL): “As the most common letter I had to do something. Letters see me as a leader and a good leader deals with any unrest.”

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These skills can help you gain entry into any elite university or low-level bank, and will set you up for success in life – unless, of course, you get caught.

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DeeDee is a 2nd grader who has a hard time sitting still. Her go-to snacks include flavor-blasted goldfish, Mott’s fruit snacks, and powdered sugar donuts.

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When a mouse looks in the mirror, he’ll see himself for the first time. Soon he’ll realise that this is how everyone else in the world perceives him.

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WEEK 5: MENTAL HEALTH I cannot stress this enough – go to therapy now, because it’s super hard to make an appointment when lockdown hits.

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