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René Descartes Plays Duck Duck Goose At Recess
If Brayden thinks I’m a duck, therefore a duck I must be—cogito, ergo quack!Continue Reading
Dispatches From The Captives In The Geico Commercial Writers Room
How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!Continue Reading
I Have Discovered The Next Charlie Chaplin
Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.Continue Reading
First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony
Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.Continue Reading
Widget’s Guide To The Greatest Films Of All Time (Which We’ve Definitely Seen!!)
We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!Continue Reading
Best Picture Winner Nomadland Reviewed By Mr. Shick, PS 189’s Vice Principal
Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.Continue Reading
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