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If You Give A Mouse Self-Awareness
When a mouse looks in the mirror, he’ll see himself for the first time. Soon he’ll realise that this is how everyone else in the world perceives him.
Syllabus For Surviving The Next Pandemic, Written By Someone Who Absolutely Thrived This Time Around
WEEK 5: MENTAL HEALTH I cannot stress this enough – go to therapy now, because it’s super hard to make an appointment when lockdown hits.
How To Know Your Neighbours Aren’t Doing Well By What’s In Their Garbage
What we throw out says a lot about how we live, and lately I’ve been seeing some pretty appalling trends.
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Now That My Nephew Paddington Bear Has Been Arrested, I Care About Prison Abolition
He is a gentle cub, who was led astray by YouTube, and the promise of orange marmalade. (The most common lure for bears before the brainwashing begins.)
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Best (And Worst) Rooms In Your House To Convert Your Mother To Socialism
Here are all the tips and tricks I’ve learned in the past year to turn your Cuomosexual mother into a vulgar Marxist with 300k followers on twitter.
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“Oh God, Sorry, That’s My Brother Shrek”
Next time you see your Mama, fall to her feet and recite Hail Mary, three times. You are lucky to have her. Don’t you dare upset her!
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