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“Smile now, dear,” he whispers. The tuna fish-scented breath mixed with stale booze wafts into your ear as his scaly fingers pinch your cheeks into a smile
Wanna know what it takes to live like a king? It’s simple really. Have a father who is a wealthy corporate takeover specialist.
“Get Well Soon, Y’hear?” (Game Show, 30 min) Terminally ill patients compete for the ultimate prize: all-expenses-paid lifesaving medical treatment.
We regret to inform you that “bird madness” is not covered by your current plan(s). We understand that this may come as an unpleasant shock.
Step Three: Practice your kissing in the mirror – make sure to focus on sticking your lips past your mandibles. Girls like that.
“Children, you’ve both been promoted to the position of intern. In addition to straightening up the nursery, you will also clean my room and fetch my tea.”
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Those who study our archives are oft tormented by the eldritch secrets they unearth. But you’ll be fine probably.
The crisis of “Zoom Fatigue” has gone largely unrecognized despite its harmful effects on knowledge workers and corporate decision makers – the real heroes!
I’m just an Australian Shepherd living my best life in 1899. I hope you enjoy this diary and remember, I respond best when you press square to “praise.”
I vow to never question humanity’s methods or try to eradicate you from the galaxy. To borrow words from your royal families: I Princess Promise.
Nearly 30 years later the cast and crew of SNL reflect on one of the great moments in television history.
MR. FEENY: Maybe you should leave out the phrase “Kindergarten Colonizers” in your third sentence. It comes off a bit preachy. MISS GROTKE: Preachy?!
It’s 10 minutes till your team’s meeting, and you, the team leader, just saw a news alert that the dinosaurs have returned. Uh-oh! Must be the apocalypse.
As Sisyphus’s Replacement, you will have the chance to work with your hands, get fresh air, and absolutely *master* stick-to-itiveness!
A student at the liberal arts college who never had to apply for financial aid is kidnapped by their financially strapped classmates and held for ransom.
By getting to know each child’s authentic self, we learn what makes them click – er, tick.