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Easton’s melancholy guitargasm on “Double Trouble” is the perfect tune for when negotiations over the Stevenson account stall.
On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
Thanos appears as a ghost to titansplain to the Guardians that they are unwitting participants in an elaborate ritual of slasher film tropes.
At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
The episode featured a 34-year-old uterus named Euterice, who says her tenant of one year, copper IUD Paragard, violated the terms of their agreement.
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Those who study our archives are oft tormented by the eldritch secrets they unearth. But you’ll be fine probably.
What makes a magician truly great is knowing which audience members to choose as volunteers. And unfortunately, Orlo the Outstanding did not choose me.
You could make up for earlier stumbles by totally crushing it in Pie In The Pants. They should have called it Pee In The Pants since that’s what you did.
Walmart will be closing in seven minutes. We don’t want to be pushy, but it takes roughly three minutes to get from one end of the store to the other…
To connect, Microsoft recommends that users send InMail, request a Skype call, or join a Minecraft server together. Or just ask Clippy to set up a date.
As a session musician, I have played with some really famous artists. What I’ve noticed is, they do things a little differently than us ‘common folk’…
Grown Ups, Before They Grew Up: Sandler and the crew really put their acting chops to work as they play themselves – as babies!
Chronicler: A mid-level management position that writes briefs for clients, or a wizened elder who secretly records the history of his civilization…
My revised statement of purpose is to half-assedly explore multimedia art while making fuckstacks of money off of targeted ads.
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