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Top 10 Elliot Easton Guitar Solos To Inadvertently Ruin Your Career To
Easton’s melancholy guitargasm on “Double Trouble” is the perfect tune for when negotiations over the Stevenson account stall.
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Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks
On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
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Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
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Marvel: The Kishotenketsu Horror Remix
Thanos appears as a ghost to titansplain to the Guardians that they are unwitting participants in an elaborate ritual of slasher film tropes.
A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School
At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
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5 Wildest Moments From The Latest Episode Of Dr. Phil: “I’m A Uterus And My IUD Tenant Is Driving Me Nuts!”
The episode featured a 34-year-old uterus named Euterice, who says her tenant of one year, copper IUD Paragard, violated the terms of their agreement.
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