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First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony
Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
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Widget’s Guide To The Greatest Films Of All Time (Which We’ve Definitely Seen!!)
We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!
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Best Picture Winner Nomadland Reviewed By Mr. Shick, PS 189’s Vice Principal
Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.
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Top 10 Elliot Easton Guitar Solos To Inadvertently Ruin Your Career To
Easton’s melancholy guitargasm on “Double Trouble” is the perfect tune for when negotiations over the Stevenson account stall.
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Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks
On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
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Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
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