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I’m Sorry, Curiosity Shoppe Cannot Offer A Refund For Your Monkey’s Paw
Thank you for writing to Curiosity Shoppe’s help desk. We’re here to make your dreams come true. Within reason, of course.
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Happily Ever After Real Estate Listings
Whether you’re a lovable protagonist or a cannibalistic villain, we have the perfect home for your Happily Ever After!
“Where Should They Be Now?”: Trump’s Cabinet Officials
Welcome to the supernatural game show where we find out where our abominable people should’ve been, rather than where they are.
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A Modern Bestiary Of Humans
Queeg-14 thanks the Council for their hallowed review of this modest work, a classification of modern human beasts.
I’m La Llorona And I’d Like To Arrange A Time To Return Your Annoying ‘Gifted Kid’
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
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Left At the Altar
Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.
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