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Letting My Southern Black Family Know That I’m Now A ‘Lacto-Ovo Authoritarian’
“I will no longer be seduced by your meat-filled meals,” I screamed. A droplet of drool escaped my mouth from the chicken pot pie at the end of the table.
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4 Signs You Might Be a Direct Descendent of Hernán Cortés (And How to Not Get Subsumed By His Dark and Vengeful Shade)
If you’re a descendent of Cortés, you definitely are haunted in your slumber by La Malinche, the Nahua woman also known as Doña Marina.
Couch Speaks Out About Feeling Neglected
We used to be so good together. No judgments. Only acceptance… You ignored when I’d squeak, I ignored when you’d fart.
Dr. Benjamin Spock Always Said There’s No One Way to Raise Children–So I’ve Decided to Raise Mine as Hamsters
I’ll make sure to provide plenty of substrate in your cages for burrowing. Burrowing builds character, or at least I hope it does.
Welcome to Bearth!
Jeff Bezos gave me some funding to create a new planet: Bearth! Basically, it’s Earth. But, like, if humans didn’t destroy it.
How To Make Friends And Influence Your Deli Guy
Compliment your deli guy’s non-deli activity, such as his gait, his nimble cashier fingers, and his charming bigotries.
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