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Justina Kolb

Top 10 Elliot Easton Guitar Solos To Inadvertently Ruin Your Career To

Easton’s melancholy guitargasm on “Double Trouble” is the perfect tune for when negotiations over the Stevenson account stall.

The dog in glasses and a red shirt sits on a white background. Golden Retriever dressed as a programmer or teacher.

Nicolas Allard

Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks

On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.

Young woman stuffing bra with tissue to enhance breast size.

Lauren Davis

Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).

Anna I Wu

Marvel: The Kishotenketsu Horror Remix

Thanos appears as a ghost to titansplain to the Guardians that they are unwitting participants in an elaborate ritual of slasher film tropes.

William Vaillancourt

A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School

At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.

Kasia Kalinowska

5 Wildest Moments From The Latest Episode Of Dr. Phil: “I’m A Uterus And My IUD Tenant Is Driving Me Nuts!”

The episode featured a 34-year-old uterus named Euterice, who says her tenant of one year, copper IUD Paragard, violated the terms of their agreement.