Thanos appears as a ghost to titansplain to the Guardians that they are unwitting participants in an elaborate ritual of slasher film tropes.
At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
The episode featured a 34-year-old uterus named Euterice, who says her tenant of one year, copper IUD Paragard, violated the terms of their agreement.
What makes a magician truly great is knowing which audience members to choose as volunteers. And unfortunately, Orlo the Outstanding did not choose me.
You could make up for earlier stumbles by totally crushing it in Pie In The Pants. They should have called it Pee In The Pants since that’s what you did.
Walmart will be closing in seven minutes. We don’t want to be pushy, but it takes roughly three minutes to get from one end of the store to the other…