The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
What makes a magician truly great is knowing which audience members to choose as volunteers. And unfortunately, Orlo the Outstanding did not choose me.
You could make up for earlier stumbles by totally crushing it in Pie In The Pants. They should have called it Pee In The Pants since that’s what you did.