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Young woman stuffing bra with tissue to enhance breast size.

Lauren Davis

Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).

Anna I Wu

Marvel: The Kishotenketsu Horror Remix

Thanos appears as a ghost to titansplain to the Guardians that they are unwitting participants in an elaborate ritual of slasher film tropes.

William Vaillancourt

A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School

At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.

Kasia Kalinowska

5 Wildest Moments From The Latest Episode Of Dr. Phil: “I’m A Uterus And My IUD Tenant Is Driving Me Nuts!”

The episode featured a 34-year-old uterus named Euterice, who says her tenant of one year, copper IUD Paragard, violated the terms of their agreement.

The magician with a two flying white Doves. on a black background. shrouded in a beautiful mysterious smoke

Libby Marshall

Review Of A Magic Show By A Woman Bitter She Wasn’t Chosen As An Audience Participant

What makes a magician truly great is knowing which audience members to choose as volunteers. And unfortunately, Orlo the Outstanding did not choose me.

Nickelodeon game show Double Dare: a child plays with simulated snot. Classy stuff.

Jenny Crowley

Things Only 80s Kids Who Went On Double Dare And Absolutely Boned It Will Remember

You could make up for earlier stumbles by totally crushing it in Pie In The Pants. They should have called it Pee In The Pants since that’s what you did.