He is a gentle cub, who was led astray by YouTube, and the promise of orange marmalade. (The most common lure for bears before the brainwashing begins.)
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Best (And Worst) Rooms In Your House To Convert Your Mother To Socialism
Here are all the tips and tricks I’ve learned in the past year to turn your Cuomosexual mother into a vulgar Marxist with 300k followers on twitter.
“Oh God, Sorry, That’s My Brother Shrek”
Next time you see your Mama, fall to her feet and recite Hail Mary, three times. You are lucky to have her. Don’t you dare upset her!
Banana to Banana Jr.: A Letter to My Son
I type this letter with great care, as I do not have hands and can only press one letter at a time with my bottom.
Mommy Needs Wine: A Journey Of Cosmic Horror
“Do you see now?” Addison whispered to me, her voice trembling my eardrums at a terrible frequency. “You see the illusion for what it is.”
This Trojan Horse Is A Family, So Maybe Stop Having So Much Attitude About Being In the Butt Part
we want to do everything we can to ensure that charging headfirst into a bloodbath is a comfortable experience.