Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.
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Black Millennial Nursery Rhymes
Now introducing Black Millennial Nursery Rhymes, here to recenter your soul, all while reminding you that white people ain’t shit. Enjoy!
Shark Tank: Myths and Legends Edition
Shark Tank has invited creatures of myth and legend to breathe magic back into the heart of America – through innovation.
The Land Of Unions
Imagine a world without unions. You’re probably imagining Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher 69ing and doing coprophilia. Very close…
The Mothman’s Pitch For A New Statue
It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
Sam & Janet, Ghost Hunters
When Widget Media forgot to pay Sam and Janet for some freelance work, they visited Widget HQ. Just one problem: it’s h-h-haunted!