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Games Ruthless Executives Played During Recess
Look out for signs of a playground union forming: whispered conversations and signs of hope on their faces. A happy playground is a deceitful playground.Continue Reading
Changes to Our School’s Dress Code, Now That It Has Been Overrun by Velociraptors
Welcome back to our hallowed halls which, we regret to inform you, still serve as hunting grounds for the velociraptor herd that broke in last summer.Continue Reading
Consultant Lingo Or Phrase From A Dystopian Young Adult Novel?
Chronicler: A mid-level management position that writes briefs for clients, or a wizened elder who secretly records the history of his civilization…Continue Reading
I’m Quitting My MFA Program To Fulfill My New Dream Of Creating Shitty YouTube Shows For Kids
My revised statement of purpose is to half-assedly explore multimedia art while making fuckstacks of money off of targeted ads.Continue Reading
Want A Truly Unique Name For Your Little Angel? Check Out “The Big Book Of Baby Names From Beowulf”!
Choosing a memorable moniker is about building character! And strength! And dragon-slaying, mead-guzzling, ring-giving excellence!Continue Reading
Five White Savior Sitcoms To Make You Feel Better About American Imperialism
20 years ago, US intelligence arrested Habib for terrorism and threw him in Guantanamo Bay. Now, it turns out they had the wrong guy all along – whoops!Continue Reading