![A duck at the University of Oxford.](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/dave-lowe-_Axkj7jFAaY-unsplash-768x512.jpg)
If Brayden thinks I’m a duck, therefore a duck I must be—cogito, ergo quack!
![A gecko crawls on a log](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/verdian-chua-68hC4vYTSFo-unsplash-768x432.jpeg)
How I miss civilised discourse with friends, now that I’m confronted with the brutality of modern commerce!
![Charlie Chaplin impersonator sitting on a stool in a public market](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/ecemwashere-TWr4iGjTlas-unsplash-768x1024.jpeg)
Imagine my surprise when I discovered the next Charlie Chaplin right here in town! The similarities are endless.
![An astronaut on the surface of a red planet (or maybe it's just the red part of an otherwise verdant planet, how the hell should I know?)](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/nicolas-lobos-NR_tXTuyTak-unsplash-768x432.jpg)
Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
![Orson Welles in Citizen Kane](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/citizenkane1941.89-e1628267054147-768x500.jpg)
We won’t get into the details of this gritty, complex political drama—but we will say that we definitely understand its nuance and cultural significance!
![Frances McDormand in Nomadland](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/1caf2360548ea442aaecc286a2db7392fe-nomadland.rsquare.w1200-768x768.jpg)
Nomadland is a movie about what happens if you don’t go to high school and get an education, starring Frances McDormand.