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Look out for signs of a playground union forming: whispered conversations and signs of hope on their faces. A happy playground is a deceitful playground.
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Welcome back to our hallowed halls which, we regret to inform you, still serve as hunting grounds for the velociraptor herd that broke in last summer.
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Chronicler: A mid-level management position that writes briefs for clients, or a wizened elder who secretly records the history of his civilization…
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My revised statement of purpose is to half-assedly explore multimedia art while making fuckstacks of money off of targeted ads.
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Choosing a memorable moniker is about building character! And strength! And dragon-slaying, mead-guzzling, ring-giving excellence!
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20 years ago, US intelligence arrested Habib for terrorism and threw him in Guantanamo Bay. Now, it turns out they had the wrong guy all along – whoops!