Honestly, it feels like a personal attack at this point, and I’ve brought it up repeatedly with my parents. They are clearly on ‘Team Mittens’…
Our Town Don’t Take Too Kindly To Outsiders, And This Writhing Mass Of Crabs Is No Exception
Oh, we’ve seen your kind before. You think you’re the first hotshot mass of crabs to roll through Seaside Hollow?
6 Ways To Scare Gentrification Away
Grab some Warby Parker glasses, an ascot, and some Vineyard Vine shorts, it’s time to make a scarecrow!
This Woman Brought Her 90-Year-Old Father to Finally See the Ocean for the First Time Even Though He Specifically Asked Her Not To
“I remember asking my teacher what all of the blue on the globe was,” he recalls, “and she said that it was water. And to me that sounded like bad news.”
Living With My Grandma’s Ghost Makes Sex Awkward
We tried getting romantic in the full size bed. We tried the sitting room on the plastic-covered accent chair. We even tried to do it on the stair lift.
Simply Too Believable: Why I’m Boycotting Our Neighborhood Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!
I went through the entire museum, every exhibit, and let me tell you: the vast majority of the oddities on display here are actually quite believable.
An Oral History of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s 1993 Music Video “Brother for Sale”
Please enjoy this oral history of one of the most important songs in straight-to-VHS entertainment.
Letting My Southern Black Family Know That I’m Now A ‘Lacto-Ovo Authoritarian’
“I will no longer be seduced by your meat-filled meals,” I screamed. A droplet of drool escaped my mouth from the chicken pot pie at the end of the table.
4 Signs You Might Be a Direct Descendent of Hernán Cortés (And How to Not Get Subsumed By His Dark and Vengeful Shade)
If you’re a descendent of Cortés, you definitely are haunted in your slumber by La Malinche, the Nahua woman also known as Doña Marina.