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Paul Cecchini is an award-winning freelance writer from Springfield, Missouri, USA who specializes in the fields of entertainment and comedy--mostly because he doesn't know much about anything else. Likes: Cats, egg nog. Dislikes: Alarm clocks, when people use the phrase "once upon a time" outside the realm of fairy tales.
Your Local Walmart Will Be Closing in Ten Minutes—And Counting
Walmart will be closing in seven minutes. We don’t want to be pushy, but it takes roughly three minutes to get from one end of the store to the other…