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I type this letter with great care, as I do not have hands and can only press one letter at a time with my bottom.

“Do you see now?” Addison whispered to me, her voice trembling my eardrums at a terrible frequency. “You see the illusion for what it is.”

Next time you see your Mama, fall to her feet and recite Hail Mary, three times. You are lucky to have her. Don’t you dare upset her!

Responsibilities: Help with childcare, meal prep, household management, therapeutic analysis, child/family psychology, and personal assistance.

Here at Blaze, we believe it is time for for private citizens to finally have the freedom to monetise house fires.

I do hope my family enjoyed their quarantine. They must have been having so much darn fun they forgot to give my landline a ring.

It is with regret that the HOA herewith removes you as unit owners. It’s unfortunate because some of us really enjoyed your tarot card readings.

After connecting to the Web, you will find a list of conversations for your perusal. Topics range from quilting techniques to protecting your Bible…