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First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony
Please use your hall lockers to store your school supplies between classes in order to protect them from sand and radiation from the planet’s surface.
Update: Classes no longer require sign-in.
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Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks
On group projects, he’s useless. He reads at a grade zero level. He was my partner for a chemistry lab and he did nothing to help with the assignment.
Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
The Plank once again motioned that members start stuffing their bras with bags of pudding (to achieve optimum boob consistency in a second base situation).
A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School
At one table are soon-to-be graduates who invested in Bitcoin before they were ten. At another, weeping, are less-than-gifted students who bought at ATH.
Games Ruthless Executives Played During Recess
Look out for signs of a playground union forming: whispered conversations and signs of hope on their faces. A happy playground is a deceitful playground.
Changes to Our School’s Dress Code, Now That It Has Been Overrun by Velociraptors
Welcome back to our hallowed halls which, we regret to inform you, still serve as hunting grounds for the velociraptor herd that broke in last summer.