
We want to do everything we can to ensure that charging headfirst into a bloodbath is a comfortable experience.

Next time you see your Mama, fall to her feet and recite Hail Mary, three times. You are lucky to have her. Don’t you dare upset her!

Responsibilities: Help with childcare, meal prep, household management, therapeutic analysis, child/family psychology, and personal assistance.

Here at Blaze, we believe it is time for for private citizens to finally have the freedom to monetise house fires.

I do hope my family enjoyed their quarantine. They must have been having so much darn fun they forgot to give my landline a ring.

It is with regret that the HOA herewith removes you as unit owners. It’s unfortunate because some of us really enjoyed your tarot card readings.