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School & Education
April 2021

School & Education ’Zine
Widget’s Grant for the Web grant included a line item for free, promotional ’zines left at coffee shops, record stores, etc. – how optimistic we were about public spaces at that time!
Seeing as we’re all confined to our homes, here’s the next best thing: a free, full-colour, gorgeous (yeah we said it!) PDF magazine including all the posts from this month.
Contributors
Posts
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First Day Of School At Elon Musk’s Martian Colony
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Air Bud Goes To My High School And It Sucks
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Minutes From The Meeting Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
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A Typical Day At Sir James P. Bitcoin High, Canada’s Top Crypto School
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Games Ruthless Executives Played During Recess
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Changes to Our School’s Dress Code, Now That It Has Been Overrun by Velociraptors
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Consultant Lingo Or Phrase From A Dystopian Young Adult Novel?
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I’m Quitting My MFA Program To Fulfill My New Dream Of Creating Shitty YouTube Shows For Kids
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Want A Truly Unique Name For Your Little Angel? Check Out “The Big Book Of Baby Names From Beowulf”!
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How I (A Half-Man/Half-Ant Hybrid) Found A Date To Prom
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Teacher Talk
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Marie Antoinette’s Letter To The American People
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Lesser-Known College Graduation Celebrations
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Welcome To Bezos Academy Preschool
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Romance Advice From Pride And Prejudice By Hayden Leung, 9th Grade
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Now Hiring: The University Of God’s Gift To Higher Education
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If We Cancel Standardized Testing, How Will We Keep Poor Kids Out of College?
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An Oral History Of How P And H Got Together To Make The F Sound
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How to Get into Harvard With Hard Work, No Family Connections, And the Janitor’s Keys
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The 5 Stickiest Children of Hyattsville Park Elementary
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If You Give A Mouse Self-Awareness
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Syllabus For Surviving The Next Pandemic, Written By Someone Who Absolutely Thrived This Time Around