
Chronicler: A mid-level management position that writes briefs for clients, or a wizened elder who secretly records the history of his civilization…

My revised statement of purpose is to half-assedly explore multimedia art while making fuckstacks of money off of targeted ads.

Choosing a memorable moniker is about building character! And strength! And dragon-slaying, mead-guzzling, ring-giving excellence!

Step Three: Practice your kissing in the mirror – make sure to focus on sticking your lips past your mandibles. Girls like that.

MR. FEENY: Maybe you should leave out the phrase “Kindergarten Colonizers” in your third sentence. It comes off a bit preachy. MISS GROTKE: Preachy?!

If I had tried half of the merde folle your politicians get away with today, the people of France would have had my head sooner!