Sadie and I are anything but traditional. We drag tradition through the mud and bury it in the backyard, then we shit on the place where we buried it. And yet, it brings a tear to my eye seeing Sadie walked down the aisle by her father.
Now introducing Black Millennial Nursery Rhymes, here to recenter your soul, all while reminding you that white people ain’t shit. Enjoy!
Shark Tank has invited creatures of myth and legend to breathe magic back into the heart of America – through innovation.
It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
Hey, Hannah? I’m the dybbuk who lives in your apartment, and we need to talk: get your shit together! You’re no good to me like this.
So, you’ve heard the cries in the night woods just as I have? The bellowing cries from the simp on a steed, asking where his hug is?