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My story is used as a warning. But why won’t anyone talk about how good my flying was up until the wings melted and I fell into the sea?
SAGITTARIUS: You won’t meet [Dan Aykroyd], but you will meet someone very dear to him who will tell you that they bet Dan would not like you.
Today’s group therapy session with the lesser-known Knights of the Round Table proved that they are slowly letting go of their Excalibur envy.
I Have An Important News Story For You But It Is At The Bottom Of This Page And Your Eyes Look So Tired…
I have a most pertinent news story that you must read. Oh, but the news is at the bottom of this article and your eyes look so very tired…
You know how you chained Prometheus to a rock for eternity, and I have to eat his liver every day? That punishment was way too cruel. To me.
Even though I’m the sole vulnerability of history’s most impenetrable man, that doesn’t mean I’m not strong in my own way.