![A (Photoshopped) martian city](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/city-5312660_1920-768x353.jpg)
Jeff Bezos gave me some funding to create a new planet: Bearth! Basically, it’s Earth. But, like, if humans didn’t destroy it.
![NY deli exterior at night](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/clement-falize-mHkTuz9OPH0-unsplash-768x512.jpg)
Compliment your deli guy’s non-deli activity, such as his gait, his nimble cashier fingers, and his charming bigotries.
![A dining table with glasses of water and plates](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/mohsin-ali-2QroXfDWBqI-unsplash-e1614274314223-768x513.jpg)
Breatharianism is minimalism on a plate—all to match your ultrapure white walls, tastefully colorless furniture, and listless dog.
![Applebees restaurant at night](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/Applebees_night_view-768x476.jpeg)
Jesus will be among us, digging into a platter of boneless chicken wings and a Diet Coke for only $10.99 plus sales tax! Hallelujah!
![The Barbie Dreamhouse](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/maxresdefault-768x432.jpg)
I’ve always wanted to live out my Eat, Pray, Love fantasies, working remotely in some paradise Bali or wherever it was they shot Love Island two years ago.
![Espresso machine](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/tabitha-turner-KWZ-rg9o76A-unsplash-e1614016466763-768x521.jpg)
How to order coffee like a local, while also apologizing for the horrors of the last couple hundred years of American foreign policy.