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Bobbie Armstrong is a former child. Her writing has been published on McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Defenestration Magazine, and her parents' fridge.
The Second Coming of Christ Shall Take Place in This Applebee’s
Jesus will be among us, digging into a platter of boneless chicken wings and a Diet Coke for only $10.99 plus sales tax! Hallelujah!