I went through the entire museum, every exhibit, and let me tell you: the vast majority of the oddities on display here are actually quite believable.
Please enjoy this oral history of one of the most important songs in straight-to-VHS entertainment.
“I will no longer be seduced by your meat-filled meals,” I screamed. A droplet of drool escaped my mouth from the chicken pot pie at the end of the table.
If you’re a descendent of Cortés, you definitely are haunted in your slumber by La Malinche, the Nahua woman also known as Doña Marina.
We used to be so good together. No judgments. Only acceptance... You ignored when I’d squeak, I ignored when you’d fart.
I’ll make sure to provide plenty of substrate in your cages for burrowing. Burrowing builds character, or at least I hope it does.
