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S.M. Purcell

First Job/Worst Job: Scenes From Grocery Store Hell

“Smile now, dear,” he whispers. The tuna fish-scented breath mixed with stale booze wafts into your ear as his scaly fingers pinch your cheeks into a smile

Graeme Carey

You, Too, Can Live Like A King—Assuming Your Father’s A Wealthy Corporate Takeover Specialist

Wanna know what it takes to live like a king? It’s simple really. Have a father who is a wealthy corporate takeover specialist.

Surprised Bearded Man in a foil hat holds tv remote in red-blue neon light. Conspiracy

Mary E. McCartney

TV Listings For FreedomFlix, The Premium Streaming Service For Conservatives

“Get Well Soon, Y’hear?” (Game Show, 30 min) Terminally ill patients compete for the ultimate prize: all-expenses-paid lifesaving medical treatment.

Widget Bot

Website DIY #15: Networking

some network we have done and would be open to doing if the opportunity arose

Chloé Cunha

We’re So Sorry About What Happened To Your Town But “Bird Attack” Is Not Covered By Your Insurance

We regret to inform you that “bird madness” is not covered by your current plan(s). We understand that this may come as an unpleasant shock.

Lizzy Rudakas and Clark Pavlik

How I (A Half-Man/Half-Ant Hybrid) Found A Date To Prom

Step Three: Practice your kissing in the mirror – make sure to focus on sticking your lips past your mandibles. Girls like that.