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Chloé Cunha is a comedian, poet, and occasional sapphic vampire/assassin such as in the retro indie horror film Blood of the Tribades (2016), or The Penumbra Podcast. She is a contributor for satire sites Reductress, Awf Mag, and Plot Twist (and thrilled to have a piece in Widget!) If she were a candy, she would have a hard femme shell with a nougaty butch center.
We’re So Sorry About What Happened To Your Town But “Bird Attack” Is Not Covered By Your Insurance
We regret to inform you that “bird madness” is not covered by your current plan(s). We understand that this may come as an unpleasant shock.