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Graeme Carey is a humor writer from Hamilton, Ontario. You can find his stuff in McSweeney's, Slackjaw, The Offing, Points in Case, and a bunch of other places.
You, Too, Can Live Like A King—Assuming Your Father’s A Wealthy Corporate Takeover Specialist
Wanna know what it takes to live like a king? It’s simple really. Have a father who is a wealthy corporate takeover specialist.