![Trojan horse](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/AdobeStock_87986593-e1617294712131-768x576.jpeg)
We want to do everything we can to ensure that charging headfirst into a bloodbath is a comfortable experience.
![A ‘nice’ looking stretch of midrise apartment buildings](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/laura-peruchi-tJ-Rx-7AudE-unsplash-e1616433420890-768x576.jpg)
Grab some Warby Parker glasses, an ascot, and some Vineyard Vine shorts, it’s time to make a scarecrow!
![Exterior of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/bianca-ackermann-Ca7qmZOR6J4-unsplash-768x1152.jpg)
I went through the entire museum, every exhibit, and let me tell you: the vast majority of the oddities on display here are actually quite believable.
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“I will no longer be seduced by your meat-filled meals,” I screamed. A droplet of drool escaped my mouth from the chicken pot pie at the end of the table.
![Illustration of when Cortes and La Malinche meet Moctezuma in Tenochtitlan, November 8, 1519](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/AdobeStock_92343097-e1614882824988-768x685.jpeg)
If you’re a descendent of Cortés, you definitely are haunted in your slumber by La Malinche, the Nahua woman also known as Doña Marina.