Getting involved with her was dangerous, he knew… Those last seventeen sexual harassment lawsuits had broken his heart nearly beyond repair…
Q: Did you complete 6 years of astronaut training? A: No, but I watched a movie once about an astronaut starring Sandra Bullock while eating Moon Pies!
Alexa is always listening. Even when it seems like she isn’t.
There must be great romance advice in the book. Pretty soon, I’ll be the biggest stud in all of grade 9 – on top of being Chess Club President!
You should avoid punishing people outside of work. For example, don’t use one of your belt snakes to slap someone for not texting you back.
You must be tri-lingual. English, Arabic, and Chinese language proficiency is a must. Swahili is helpful. Czech would be extraordinary.