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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah – You Ruined My Life
Hello, Muddah. Hello, Faddah. Here I am at my rock bottom. I know it’s years since we last spoke, and I’m sorry I threw up inside your foyah.
Study Abroad This Semester, But Please Ignore Their Universal Healthcare System And Lack of Mass Shootings
Studying abroad expands your worldview and introduces you to ideas that US political discourse insists are impossible fantasies, like universal healthcare.
Sure I Flew Too Close To The Sun, But What About All The Great Flying I Did Up Until That?
My story is used as a warning. But why won’t anyone talk about how good my flying was up until the wings melted and I fell into the sea?
What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Likelihood to Meet Dan Aykroyd
SAGITTARIUS: You won’t meet [Dan Aykroyd], but you will meet someone very dear to him who will tell you that they bet Dan would not like you.
Lesser Known Knights of the Round Table Group Therapy
Today’s group therapy session with the lesser-known Knights of the Round Table proved that they are slowly letting go of their Excalibur envy.