
A student at the liberal arts college who never had to apply for financial aid is kidnapped by their financially strapped classmates and held for ransom.

By getting to know each child’s authentic self, we learn what makes them click – er, tick.

There must be great romance advice in the book. Pretty soon, I’ll be the biggest stud in all of grade 9 – on top of being Chess Club President!

You must be tri-lingual. English, Arabic, and Chinese language proficiency is a must. Swahili is helpful. Czech would be extraordinary.

Standardized testing is a brilliant mechanism for sorting children. It separates the winners from the losers, the royalty from the peasants…

E (VOWEL): “As the most common letter I had to do something. Letters see me as a leader and a good leader deals with any unrest.”