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What happens when the stars make a grave error? This is the story of the two mythical Aquarians that don’t have commitment issues.
![Lady at the lake, vintage filter - horror scene](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/AdobeStock_115112412-e1610978176650-768x432.jpeg)
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
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It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
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I don’t care if you’re the murdered spirit of some European monarch. I need my money!