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What happens when the stars make a grave error? This is the story of the two mythical Aquarians that don’t have commitment issues.
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
I don’t care if you’re the murdered spirit of some European monarch. I need my money!