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The Mythical Aquarians That Don’t Have Commitment Issues
What happens when the stars make a grave error? This is the story of the two mythical Aquarians that don’t have commitment issues.
I’m La Llorona And I’d Like To Arrange A Time To Return Your Annoying ‘Gifted Kid’
In my countless years roaming the woods to steal reckless children, this is only the second time I’ve had to return one.
The Mothman’s Pitch For A New Statue
It’s a beautiful statue, really. But you know what could make a great thing even better? Completely redoing nearly every aspect of it.
I Don’t Care Who You’re The Ghost Of. I’m the Landlord Of This Property And You Need To Pay Me Rent
I don’t care if you’re the murdered spirit of some European monarch. I need my money!