“I remember asking my teacher what all of the blue on the globe was,” he recalls, “and she said that it was water. And to me that sounded like bad news.”
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Tom Smyth is a humor and culture writer based in Brooklyn, NY. His writing has appeared in McSweeney's, Reductress, Vulture, Teen Vogue, Bustle, and fan letters to Ina Garten.
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