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Emily Knapp is a writer and comedian living in Colorado. She is originally from Chicago, but fled west because she really likes seeing the sun in February. Her writing has been featured in Writers Resist, McSweeney's, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and other places on the internet. Her apartment currently resides in Golden, but you can find her in the mountains writing, hiking, running, or skiing. If she's not doing any of that, she is 100% eating tacos.
The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse Review Their New Jobs
Pestilence: Intern for Dr. Fauci, “This job is suffocating me. I keep telling him I can make this virus wayyy stronger and he just flat out ignores me!”