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The Second Coming of Christ Shall Take Place in This Applebee’s
Jesus will be among us, digging into a platter of boneless chicken wings and a Diet Coke for only $10.99 plus sales tax! Hallelujah!
Update: Classes no longer require sign-in.
Bobbie Armstrong
Bobbie Armstrong is a former child. Her writing has been published on McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, Defenestration Magazine, and her parents' fridge.