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I’m Sorry I Was a Bad Eagle. Please Stop Making Me Eat That Disgusting Man’s Liver.
![Sculpture of Zeus’ eagle attacking Prometheus](https://widgetmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/AdobeStock_70613495-768x449.jpg)
You know how you chained Prometheus to a rock for eternity, and I have to eat his liver every day? That punishment was way too cruel. To me.