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Allie Rubin
Allie is a comedian and writer who has been published in Reductress, McSweeney's, and more. They like to play chess and eat everything bagels, but never at the same time.
Our Town Don’t Take Too Kindly To Outsiders, And This Writhing Mass Of Crabs Is No Exception
Oh, we’ve seen your kind before. You think you’re the first hotshot mass of crabs to roll through Seaside Hollow?