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The municipality of Funkytown seeks a far-out Executive Assistant for the Mayor, or as we call him, our Commander of Groove. The position is based in the town that’s right for you.
Funkytown, USA
Funkytown is a municipality founded in 1979 by Lipps, Inc. for one ‘soul’ purpose: to create premium opportunities for moving and grooving with some energy. And how do we do that? By talking about it, baby! With 42 years of people talking about us, we are the hottest destination for people who gotta move on. Travel Magazine rated us the number one community people beg to be taken to.
We are very proud of our far-out town, run by a mayor who knows how to be a macho, macho man. And our entire staff agrees he is Le Freak (c’est chic).
We don’t have iPhones yet. In fact, we just invented the walkman. But our high schools and office buildings no longer have asbestos, replaced, of course, by flame-retardant funk. And, our cost of living is lower than any other city in the US since1980. Also, we just launched a city-wide Trivia Pursuit Game Night.
Our town animal is the brass monkey, and we are the home of the AA minor league baseball team, the Funkytown Super Freaks. The environment is a top priority for us, so we offer transportation lanes for bikes, scooters, and roller disco.
To apply, send us a video of you doing your best Funky Chicken, Hustle, or Lawnmower. Cover letters and resumes are not necessary, and we won’t read them. Good vibes only!
Cathy in Real Life Season 1
After 34 years in the Sunday Funnies, Cathy’s cartoon is canceled for being outdated and offensive to women. To get it back, she’ll have to update her image. She’ll become a feminist as long as it doesn’t make her look fat! ACK!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0eBdUhy5BqfXRqRMXKBiJPWvXicRcp0U
Cathy In Real Life Season 2
She’s bACK! And hungry for more than just chocolate cake!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0eBdUhy5BqeG6bhbIPrYEDQQgm46yqI4
Hell hath no fury like a mom on a diet.
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