Alison Lowenstein is a freelance writer and author of guidebooks, children’s books, and plays. Her humor has published on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Belladonna Comedy, Slackjaw, Greener Pastures, The Hairpin, The Haven, and other publications. You can find her at brooklynbaby.com.
A student at the liberal arts college who never had to apply for financial aid is kidnapped by their financially strapped classmates and held for ransom.