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The Classics
I studied the classics in school and where did it get me?
I studied the classics in school and where did it get me? That stuff is a bunch of nonsense. Take Zeus, for example. There’s this one story about how Zeus turned into a swan and then had sex with a beautiful maiden. But when I do that, I can’t even get a date. Useless, right?
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