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Meeting tips for at work
Like song: “Easy as 1-2-3. Poo-poo-pee. Easy as 1-2-3, poo-poo-pee, doodoo-dee, caca-doodoo pee.”
- Jump on table. Take a shit into your hand and ask “What is KPI??!!” Mr. Manager look at you like WTF??
- Eat your own shit and ask “What is KPI??!!” Run into the wall with your head and drip your brain-blood on Mr. Manager’s new dockers.
- Choke on your own shit and die and ask “What is KPI??!!” Stop being dead, eat Mr. Manager’s shit. Mr. Manager look at you like Ummm… hello? We’re trying to do meeting here??
That’s it! Perfect tips