My story is used as a warning. But why won’t anyone talk about how good my flying was up until the wings melted and I fell into the sea?
I’m Sorry I Was a Bad Eagle. Please Stop Making Me Eat That Disgusting Man’s Liver.
You know how you chained Prometheus to a rock for eternity, and I have to eat his liver every day? That punishment was way too cruel. To me.
I May Be Achilles’ Heel, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Not Strong In My Own Way
Even though I’m the sole vulnerability of history’s most impenetrable man, that doesn’t mean I’m not strong in my own way.