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We talk COVID stand-up sets, cigarettes, Cheers and Frasier.

If you wanna follow along, Justin read these Boston Accent two pieces:

• Mass. Considers Changing State Name To Boston, Since Everyone Says They’re From There Anyways
• Parents Terrified To Find Teen Experimenting With Street Drug “Venmo”

While talking Boston music, Dave recommended Blue Ocean; Justin recommended Anjimile.

And why don’t you try your hand at “Cheers: Spot the Fake”?!

RIP Phil Haggerty of Somos

On a heavy note, Sam invited listeners to learn about Phil Haggerty, guitarist of Somos, and fight for a better world in his memory by reading this piece – Suicide by Capitalism by his surviving partner – and of course, when you’re done, blast their Prison on a Hill album.

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Here is the revised script for Goldmember:

Austin Powers in Lazy Ca$h Grab

Ext. – Scarborough – Night

60s mod spy Austin Powers (Myers) and his charming love interest, Drippy Snatch (Xtina), are mingling in the Scarborough Town Centre parking lot. The world is, once again, threatened by the nefarious Dr. Evil. Does super-spy Powers have one last trick up his sleeve? Let’s find out:

Austin Shagadelic baby, groovy! Oh, behave!

Drippy Snatch Austin, so good to see you.

Austin I’m horny baby, yeah. I’m glad the Osbornes aren’t here! Those ruddy cow-humpers – everyone knows British people are trash!

That last line doesn’t make any sense, but we’re in a hurry to make this movie!

Cut to:

Int. – Dr. Evil’s Lair – Day

Dr. Evil You have to give me an in-norbit-nit amount of money!

Clint Howard I wish I was Ron. But I don’t have that kinda scratch.

Violent J, Steve from Smashmouth and The Cast of NBC’s Heroes enter. The chords of “Homies” and the vocal track from “I’m a Believer” fill the air. They dance and dance. Steve from Smashmouth gesticulates at the camera, as Violent J eats 100 Taco Bell chimi-ditos.

Clint Howard Wow, Steve from Smashmouth!

Steve from Smashmouth And I brought some friends!

They continue to dance.

Cut to:

Int. – Doctor’s Office – Night

Austin’s shadow squirts and takes a shit.

Doctor OMG, he’s full of seamen!

The End

Playlist

1. The Landis Family
2. Cthulhu
3. God
4. Emerald Weapon from FFVII
5. Alien and Predator, as friends
6. Vampire
7. Nessie, if can go on land
8. Witches
9. Unicron
10. Wolfman
11. Henry Kissinger
12. Akaname (feat. The Mummy as toilet-paper intern)
13. Frankenstein
14. Fudge (AKA ‘Fuck’)
15. Jian Ghomeshi
16. Creature From The Black Lagoon
17. Anton Chigurgh
18. “That Boy” from Lady Gaga’s Monstser
19. Sully Sullenburger
20. Mike & Sully, the Monsters Inc. monsters

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Plus*:

*Couldn’t include in playlist.